1. …Always seem to get sick just after the doctor’s office closes or on a weekend when appointments are limited?

2. …always seem to come out with something completely inappropriate in front of a room full of people at the very moment it’s completely quiet?

3. …always complain that they are bored while laying on their beds surrounded by their toys?

4. …beg to help me when I don’t need their help and complain and carry-on when I ask for their assistance?

5. …put shorts on when it’s freezing out and bundle up when it’s hot out?

6. …inevitably stick their hands in their mouths after touching everything in a public place?

7. …feel the need to sniff and wipe their noses on their sleeves when there is a perfectly good box of tissues right next to them?

8. …try to make me hold the very things that they insist on bringing (and swear that they will carry) on a trip out?